Those New England “clubhouse attendants”,
who deflated Tom Brady's balls,
are they now working for Tampa Bay?
Are they now working at all?
Were they signed to multi-year contracts
for millions and millions of bucks?
Were they dismissed, told “Go fuck yourself!”
(For getting caught.) “You dumb schmucks!”?
Were they, let's say, “taken care of”
in your typical South Boston way?
“Jumping” into the slow-flowing Charles
dawn awn tha shaws of Back Bay?
When Donald unleashed his horde on Congress
saying, “I'll be there, right by you side”,
then slunk back to the White House to watch,
was he after sad so few died?
That among the dead was not one Dem Senator,
nor one of THE SQUAD from the House?
That his hooligans failed to lynch his VP,
who he'd implied was a treasonous louse?
Donald is the GOP's Brady.
(Except he lacks any ability.)
His defense, like Brady's, rests totally on
an implausible deniability.
Will McConnell & Co. declare themselves free
of any and all culpability?
Are they resigned to buying the farm
owing to Donald's extreme lie-ability?
Time will tell. As it always does
until we're each locked in our box.
Can the Dems run their two minute drill?
Can the Republicans run out the clock?
