Numb. 1037 Who Q? Why Q? No Clue? “Haiku” (a conspiracy theory)

Alas, Babylon. Alias QAnon. 

Insert a J where's there's a Q,

replace A with E, replace O with U,

eliminate Ns, substitute Ss …

all of a sudden, it coalesces. 

“Mirabile dictu”, people exclaim,

“Jesus and QAnon: ONE AND THE SAME!”

Numb. 1036 A Statement From An Anonymous Trump Spokesman (John Barron, not ME!)

Worn out from all of his WINNING,

Donald Trump DECIDED to lose.

And, let me note, he did it for spite, 

despite what they say in FAKE NEWS.

When I achieved my excess of success,

I then decided more could could be less.

After I snack four years on Big Macs,

like Arnie says, “I WILL BE BACK!”

I'm healthy, I'm fit, in the prime of my life.

All I need is a new young hot wife.

Numb. 1035 KEEN - adjective

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Numb. 1034 Donald's Deadenders

This is NOT “The End”!

Watch Donald extract

a bundle of bunnies

from his #MAGA hat.

The cavalry arrives

in the nick of time,

and Jesus descends saying,

“Son, you DONE fine!”

While we'd never condone

untoward behavior,

we favor whatever

will succor our Savior.

If hanging Mike Pence

is the price we must pay,

we'll smile and say

he'd have died anyway.

If we kill cops,

that is too bad.

But knocking off Congressmen,

will not make us SAD.

RINO Republicans

get in the way

of Donald doing

whatever we pray.

The Constitution is what

THE 6-3 chooses.

With a Godly majority

our side never loses.

Dems are all dummies.

We are all clever.

God's on our side.

Trump rules forever!

Numb. 1033 The Defense Wrests

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It is just JUST that Trump pardon us.

We, after all, followed orders.

Orders he issued to all of us

devoted s[c]h[l]ock troop marauders.

Our president told us to march on the Capitol

to undo his un-election

by whatever means we deemed convenient.

We happened to choose armed insurrection.

It is not as if we were Black BLMers

or deranged antifa pillagers.

We are Trump, we are #MAGA-Americans.

WE ARE ACCUSTOMED TO WHITE CHRISTIAN PRIVILEGES!