THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOMEONE behind it
whenever something goes wrong,
when it rains on your birthday,
when somebody sings THAT horrible song,
when your team — or your party! — loses (again!),
when the love of your life says, “Let's just be friends.”
For you to lose fairly is clearly impossible.
So when that happens, someone's responsible.
Someone's to blame. Perhaps even Adam.
It's a conspiracy. It DID NOT “just happen”.
