Numb. 1122 Heavin's Gaetz

What do the Fates have in store for Matt Gaetz

while all the while he anticipates

further encounters with girls half his age?

(In Epsteinean circles, such things are the rage.)

If they are in high school, juniors or seniors,

it clearly falls under le vieux droit du seigneur.

And if they are younger? Well, what of that?

Mattie's a Trumper, no prevert Democrat

that sucks baby blood to keep itself young.

Mattie's a reptile Republican.

One of us lizards from outer space

who know we are THE MASTER RACE,

madcap, irrational lying machines.

And, yes, by by all means this includes Taylor Greene.

Mattie, along with our Little Marjie —

the present and future of Honest Abe's Party.

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