Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Numb. 1118 Write-in Voting Wrongs

IF YOU CAN NOT WIN by playing fair,
then you are entitled to cheat.
Knowing that you can never do wrong,
you do what you've got to to prevent defeat.

Whether you're Houston, whether you're Brady,
or an also-ran nag in some faded Derby
especially since you might have won anyway,
why choose to lose when cheating's child's play.

Under our system when people vote
everyone's vote counts the same!
How is this fair to millionaires?
Men who've got lots more skin in the game?

Poor people's votes must be kept to a minimum.
Convert Constitution to Condominium.
Whether you're naturalized or vote by birth,
your vote will amount to your net worth.
If you do not pay taxes — I can't be troubled! —
then, ipso facto, your vote will be doubled.
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