The Guardian
PRACTICING YOGA will make you a Hindu.
Eating a bagel will turn you Jew.
One slice of pizza will make you Catholic.
One “fortune cookie” and bid Christ adieu.
Smoking tobacco makes you “Native American”,
so's you'll die from invaders' diseases.
Chipotle for dinner, et voilà you're Mexican.
We don't do no shit that displeases Jesus.
Bad, foreign stuff that causes hurt.
Natcherly then, we don't do yogurt.
