Numb. 1110 Little Dummy Ducker (or Un Good Satire Deserves A Lover)

Washington Post

Opinion: Do Tucker Carlson’s viewers take him at his word?

by Erik Wemple

“As for forcing children to wear masks outside, that should be illegal. Your response when you see children wearing masks as they play should be no different from your response to seeing someone beat a kid in Walmart, call the police immediately,” said Carlson. “Contact child protective services. Keep calling until someone arrives.”

Let’s assume that … Carlson was joshing or engaging in a thought exercise, and we here at the Erik Wemple Blog failed to pick up on the signals. That would mean that Carlson was satirically calling on people to report parents to child protective services …

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IS TUCKER SNARLSON actively gay?

Of course, I ask that satyrically.

Although he seemingly does lean that way,

it is hard to show it, empirically.

Appearing unnatural can be deceiving.

However, it's true that seeing's believing.

FOX viewers attuned to underachieving

are prone to swallow gastric upheaving.

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