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The Guardian

Tucker Carlson's targeting of Taylor Lorenz follows pattern of berating female journalists

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His mother, a bohemian, left the family when he was six … [Carlson and his younger brother, Buckley] never saw her again. “Totally bizarre situation—which I never talk about, because it was actually not really part of my life at all,” Carlson says.  — THE NEW YORKER, April 10, 2017

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WHY Tucker disparages autonomous women?

A mother who fled his rhyming name?

Did this give rise to schoolyard taunting?

Was this the cause of unbearable shame?

Tucker Carlson, 1975
The Buckley School
BuzzFeed News/Wikipedia

 OF COURSE, in due course, Tucker did wed.

 His headmaster's daughter, in fact.

 For his “career”? Perhaps a “beard”?

 Something to keep his “manhood” in tact?

 HOW is it all FOX-men look closeted?

 And FOX-women like past best-buy-date whores?

 I can not imagine what happens in [off?] camera,

 stuff they get up to behind closed doors.