The Guardian
Tucker Carlson's targeting of Taylor Lorenz follows pattern of berating female journalists
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His mother, a bohemian, left the family when he was six … [Carlson and his younger brother, Buckley] never saw her again. “Totally bizarre situation—which I never talk about, because it was actually not really part of my life at all,” Carlson says. — THE NEW YORKER, April 10, 2017
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A mother who fled his rhyming name?
Did this give rise to schoolyard taunting?
Was this the cause of unbearable shame?
OF COURSE, in due course, Tucker did wed.
His headmaster's daughter, in fact.
For his “career”? Perhaps a “beard”?
Something to keep his “manhood” in tact?
HOW is it all FOX-men look closeted?
And FOX-women like past best-buy-date whores?
I can not imagine what happens in [off?] camera,
stuff they get up to behind closed doors.