Sunday, March 14, 2021

Numb. 1074 Succor Carl's Son


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His mother, a bohemian, left the family when he was six … [Carlson and his younger brother, Buckley] never saw her again. “Totally bizarre situation—which I never talk about, because it was actually not really part of my life at all,” Carlson says.  — THE NEW YORKER, April 10, 2017
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WHY Tucker disparages autonomous women?
A mother who fled his rhyming name?
Did this give rise to schoolyard taunting?
Was this the cause of unbearable shame?

Tucker Carlson, 1975
The Buckley School

BuzzFeed News/Wikipedia
 OF COURSE, in due course, Tucker did wed.
 His headmaster's daughter, in fact.
 For his “career”? Perhaps a “beard”?
 Something to keep his “manhood” in tact?

 HOW is it all FOX-men look closeted?
 And FOX-women like past best-buy-date whores?
 I can not imagine what happens in [off?] camera,
 stuff they get up to behind closed doors.

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