Numb. 1057 Boots On 'tother Footes

Texans, in years past, would often remark,

“Drive eighty and let Yankees freeze in the dark.”

It IS schadenfreude, but still it's a hoot

watching them schuss in wet snakeskin boots

in Texas, where they are home on the range,

in Texas, where they deny climate change,

in Texas, where now oil oligarchs —

in Texas! — are freezing, alone in the dark.