Numb. 1049 As A Precaution (or Borderline Personality Disorder)

To forever forfend Mexican water

from further befouling our holy border,

we are rebranding el Rio Grande

and will never refer to “The Gulf” any more.

Our glorious wall, of course, is sufficient —

beautiful, tall, and impassable.

But with the return of His Magnificence …

any mention of Mexico may make him irascible.