a refreshing new voice on the scene.
The lady from Georgia,
though hardly a Borgia,
is a GOP shot of caffeine.
Among Mistress Marjorie's peeves:
George Soros has up his sleeve
a Star of David
sun-powered laser beam
controlled from Tel Aviv.
Mrs. G takes briskly to task
anyone wearing a mask,
which she refuses
because it abuses
our freedom to die and to gasp.
Marjorie hews to the rule:
there are no shootings in school.
If you don't agree,
she will feel free
to challenge you to a duel.
Lady G, for what it's worth,
has never discoursed on flat earth.
But I am certain,
before the curtain,
flatness will have a rebirth.
QAnon says, “There's a plot.”
Marj says, “Dems should be shot.
Or slapped in mannicals
for being cannibals.
Bring out the #MAGA stewpot.”
The lady is radically lucid.
If you can't see that, you're too stupid.
Unlike K. McCarthy,
the GOP party,
and voters not easily dupe-ed.
Ain't nothing about Lady Marjorie
disagreeable to party majority.
They connect the dots.
Of which there are lots.
This ain't no LIB'REL hodgepodgery.
Rhyming on Marjorie tends
to not lend itself to an end.
So, I suppose,
I better close,
before I go 'round the bend.
