Tom Brady's clever.
Could be best ever.
Maybe best there ever will be.
It was not cheating —
deflating his balls.
Winning assured,
losing forestalled.
No foul, no harm,
no cause for alarm.
No need for consternation.
The only penalty that could be assessed:
his eventual three week vacation.
Elites' “just desserts”
should not disconcert.
It's whatever
they get away with.
They cheat and steal.
If caught, they appeal.
Preferential deference,
in essence ideal.
