that is discrimination.
With History and Scripture as corroborative
our goal is to save the soul of the nation.
We're here to inform you who you can marry,
how to vote, who's right, and who's wrong.
Here to say who's Tom, Dick, who's Harry,
who's always welcome, who does not belong.
Who's good, who's bad — there is no middle —
who, if they don't like it, can leave.
If you object, we don't give a piddle.
That you exist makes us the aggrieved.
Our God has determined we are the sole
people who can be trusted.
Fulfilling his mission is our sacred role.
If you don't agree, you are maladjusted.
Of course, we love all of our neighbors
and that is why we must strive
to drive away at the point of our sabers
all those we know God wants not to thrive.
Once we achieve complete conformity,
once the whole country agrees,
we will rejoice in this blessed enormity,
along with the rest of you down on our knees.
