Numb. 1036 A Statement From An Anonymous Trump Spokesman (John Barron, not ME!)

Worn out from all of his WINNING,

Donald Trump DECIDED to lose.

And, let me note, he did it for spite, 

despite what they say in FAKE NEWS.

When I achieved my excess of success,

I then decided more could could be less.

After I snack four years on Big Macs,

like Arnie says, “I WILL BE BACK!”

I'm healthy, I'm fit, in the prime of my life.

All I need is a new young hot wife.