Donald Trump DECIDED to lose.
And, let me note, he did it for spite,
despite what they say in FAKE NEWS.
When I achieved my excess of success,
I then decided more could could be less.
After I snack four years on Big Macs,
like Arnie says, “I WILL BE BACK!”
I'm healthy, I'm fit, in the prime of my life.
All I need is a new young hot wife.
