the world is suffused with our plastic.
So, too, are you. It's in what we eat.
We know what you're thinking: FANTASTIC!
Plastic is permanent, it lasts forever.
Plastic will make us immortal.
What's to discuss? Plastic is good for us.
(We suggest you suppress any urges to snortle.)
Plastic is mankind's greatest invention.
Better than fire. The wheel. Even farming.
It doesn't degrade, it's not into rusting.
Plastic is progress. It is not alarming.
Plastic won't harm us, no need to stop it.
What's the environment compared to profit?
