Numb. 987 GOP Con′-'em-drum

Is today's GOP totally nuts?

How do they stomach their lack of guts?

Are they in thrall — Mc-CON′-nell and all — 

to this philander's infinite gaul?

Does not one of these sycophants

wear a pair of big boy pants?

Do they feel the situation's so fraught

(what with facts counting for nought)

and reckon they can later deny

they did what they did and call it a lie

to say they did the least thing untoward,

or that was then and we have to move forward?

Numb. 986 A Wee Donny Nurse Airy Crime

Me see tinkle Moscow whore.

Me still president. So far.

Me no pay when me buy.

Me no lose. Me no cry.

Votes for me in Sharpie ink'll

defeat Biden. (Rip Van Winkle.)

Although millions bid begone,

me determined, me hang on.

Me no care what stink'll be.

Me no care. Think ill o' me.

Me so smart, me hoodwink'll

keep me here 'til country sinkhole.

Numb. 985 Curtains Q?

Is QAnon slain? 

Have we Q-Tips for brains

been derailed by Biden's train?

What of THE PLAN?

The grand prediction?

Is it not reliable?

Something is wrong.

That's undeniable.

Has Dem Devil DEEP STATE

defeated Q?

If that is true

what shall we do?

Shall we rend our garments?

Shall we tear our hair?

Shall we pretend

we don't really care?

Why and wherefor

is there no there there?

Where are the arrests?

This hurts a lot.

OR is it all

part of the plot

where in the end

Donald trumps all?

Or might it be Q's curtain call

where the audience 

hisses and boos

and we acknowledge

Trump is a loser?

And we, willing dupes —

totally floored —

accept the reality

in its totality

Q is a fraud?

Is this like when Rome fell to the Christians?

Religion displaced by superstition?

Is this the beginning of Satan's reigning?

Or just some SAD losers as always complaining?

Numb. 984 Rudy's Last Rant (or Philadelphia, Here I Come!)

PHILADELPHIA (November 8)

Is it DENIAL, denying a LIE?

Of course NOT! It's telling the TRUTH.

In FACT, an evidence LACK 

is TOTAL and irrefutable PROOF

of a conspiracy, so GREAT and GRAND,

underhanded, and devilishly cleverly PLANNED,

that it left no CLUE it existed.

That's LOGICAL thinking. 

Not the LEAST twisted.

W. C. Fields allegedly said

Philadelphia's better than being dead.

That is a quote. Let it be noted,

if you're dead in Philly, 

we KNOW how YOU voted.

And NO, this is NO irrational rant.

BUTT yes, I DO have my hand in my pants.

Numb. 983 Legacy President

At last! A role for Trump that makes sense.

Total, complete irrelevance.

Let him work for Murdoch on FOX.

Let him be gone. On him THE POX.

Let him rave. Let him rant. Let him build walls.

Drown him in burgers, smothered with whores.

Freed now from news unmistakably FAKE,

let him sulk nakedly eating his cake.

If there is a God, I humbly implore:

don't let him come back in two-oh-two-four.

I pray we are done with Trumpian sleaze and

he won't return as did Grover Cleveland.