Numb. 952 Martyr Dumb (or What You Will)

Are you ready to die for your cause?

Hallelujah! You are a martyr.

Happy to give up what little is yours?

Although it would (maybe) be smarter

to barter with something other than

your pitifully insignificant span?

Dying for causes plays into the hands

of all of those willing

to support theirs by killing.

Numb. 951 Creation Silence (or Doing GOD's Work)

GOD slaved away for five long days

creating THE WORLD and its wonders.

Why on Day Six did HE add to this mix

humans, HIS blunder of blunders?

Could it be HE got bored playing at LORD

with no one to shout Hallelujah?

Did HE repent having invented

this dystopian lollapalooza?

Did HIS efforts leave HIM annoyed?

Did HE consider it better destroyed?

Deciding destruction not worth the fuss,

did HE, instead, then create us?

Numb. 950 Fulfilling Our Destiny (or Pollution, Here We Come)

You want the TRUTH about pollution?

We will not solve it. Not ever.

Our brightest -- our business and criminal classes --

are insufficiently clever

to find a way to profit from virtue

when it is cheaper to do things that hurt you.

Proposed "solutions"? Expensive and drastic.

Unless we swiftly evolve to can eat plastic

and also to thrive on bad water and air,

the simple fact is we haven't a prayer

of surviving even one or two centuries.

Our species is a deadly disease.

For what it is worth, we're destroying the Earth.

However, in turning ourselves into compost,

we may, in fact, be saving the Cosmos.

Or leaving it to some little green men

to bring the damned thing to an end.

Which, we trust, if they're "smart" like us

they will accomplish with minimal fuss.

Numb. 949 Quæ In Ea Ventura

Anything less that a total Dem blow-out

will be a pyrrhic defeat.

Dems will not get an inkling of victory

and GOP mobs will dance in the street,

firing assault rifles at random 

Biden supporters they happen to meet.

Unless the Biden total vote margin

is in excess of twenty percent

and he wins, at least, thirty states

there is no way in hell to prevent

Trump and the GOP thugs hanging on,

until their very last bullet is gone.

Okay, go ahead, tell me I'm balmy,

but THEY have more guns than any Army.

(Except, if you please, perhaps, the Chinese.)

I say no way Trump ever goes,

so keep your mask over your nose.

Numb. 948 Trump, McConnell, Ginsburg, and Qanon

Trump, McConnell et al. v. The Memory Of Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Arthur Mount

"Winning is the ONLY thing,"

according to Vincent Lombardi.

Virtue and honor? You ding-a-ling,

we are talking po-lit-i-cal par-ty-ing

where, as in love and football and war,

crushing the other is what we're here for.

Corrupt like Trump or shady like Brady

you must seize the moment and not be afraid

of how it looks or what people say.

Just cook the books and have it your way.

The Protocols Of The Elders Of Whatever (A Revelation)

We shall name hurricanes, saying Donald's to blame

because he does not accept "climate change".

We shall fake diseases to go with these breezes

to panic all people when anyone sneezes.

We shall criticize his best friends, Putin and Kim,

only because it annoys him.

We shall subscribe to WeChat and TikTok

(whatever those are), so as to mock him,

this no bell prys-man with his divine plan

to make the U.S. a True Holy Land

as the Founders intended

until we intervened. PLAN UPENDED,

displaced by our evil, Satanic cabal

pretending the nation's a free-for-all:

multi-this, multi-that, multi-we-made-it-up

because, as you know, we are corrupt,

because we hate everything pure

and, because for reasons not at all obscure, 

we, being horse flies, adore manure.

Wait! THAT is TRUE.

THAT can NOT be denied.

And it must mean we're on HIS side.