Numb. 927 American Issue Voters (a random sample)

I base my decision on my religion.

I don’t vote for deluded fools

unable to see things as I see them.

That is my hard, fast, inviolable rule.

I will not vote for anyone who isn’t vegan.

I want no part of half-hearted vegetarianism.

If you don’t root for my team, I can not esteem you.

Sorry, but that’s how things are.

If you do not share my skin, eyes, and hair

I can not support you — not on a dare.

If your ancestors came from anywhere

different than mine,

you will not get my vote.

Not one single time.

Under our system it is my right

to vote against anyone not my weight and height.

I suppose you have guessed

I oppose those not of my sex.

Numb. 926 Generating Problems

There are those who say children should be in school.
To which we reply, “Really?"
These inborn immigrants are after our jobs
and though we, truly, do love them dearly,
deep down we know they want to replace us,
take all that is rightfully ours,
that they are planning, if not to erase us,
place us in “rest homes” somewhere on Mars
where we’ll never see our grandchildren again
as we lapse into senility,

while they, ungrateful, live in our houses

and treat us with outright hostility.

So, no, we say. No school for them.

Let them figure it out on their own.

What were we thinking? Why did we breed them?

We want them out of our home!

It costs so to feed them. We do not need them.

Put them in cages somewhere on the border.

Get them out now. THAT IS AN ORDER!