I do it just to be NICE.
Consider the money and heartache it costs me,
I've paid a helluva price.
I've had to actually sit with Mike Pence —
low-IQ, real boring guy —
who does not enjoy boy-to-boy talk
and balks when I mention great tits and thighs.
Then there's McConnell — the son of a bitch —
who acts on his own (buy enlarge)
and refuses to do what I tell him to,
ignoring THE FACT that I am in charge.
And don't get me started on the crappy judges
somebody made me appoint.
Illegal ingrates who rule against me.
I hafta tell ya, they disappoint.
And Goddamned GOP governors …
supposed to be on my side?
Many among them, even some Southerners,
squawk about letting “the voters” decide.
Including the many who voted against me
in early and mail-it-in voting
on “voting” machines rigged by dead Venezuelans.
I know this is true. It's Rudy I'm quoting!
Even Bill Barr (who once was a star),
it turns out denies THE TRUTH
that I was cheated and swindled and robbed.
All because I can proffer no proof.
Proof and facts? I lowered taxes.
Made the economy boom,
saving the jobs of dumb white slobs,
saving the country from Democrat doom.
When China virus tried to expire us
I cancelled flights, I closed the borders,
I drank Clorox. I hydroxychloroquined.
AND I tweeted EXECUTIVE ORDERS.
As you have heard I'm a man of my word.
These assassins and all of their knives,
though they betray me, they can never slay me.
My word is my bond. Ask my bankers. (And wives.)
