when the Great Ancient Turtle's manhood descended.
Therefore, I think it fitting and fair
to congratulate Mitch on growing a pair.
To Donald he wrote a note in which the gist
is “Life is a bitch. Sorry dude, Mitch.”
AG Bill Barr also departed
leaving Donald bereft, broken-hearted.
A man he believed who saw law as he did
an obstacle to efficient quid pro quid,
who'd have stood at his side in the White House Rose Garden
as he gave his cronies executive pardons.
