Whole damn thing was a hoax.
Like the moon is made of green cheese
or allegations I binge Diet Cokes.
I cross my fingers whenever I “promise”,
when I take a vow or an oath.
I can screw whores and break all the laws.
On a good day, I often do both.
Three raw vaccines, I made them finer.
Perfected them to a T.
Thereby combating fake virus from China.
All LEGAL voters voted for me.
I remain the same: a sane stable genius,
not the least bit unhinged.
Everyone knows I won the election.
Just ask the lunatic fringe.
Rudy will show I was cheated
out of a victory.
General Mike Flynn says, “Declare Martial Law”.
Will I or won't I? Maybe. We'll see.
