Thursday, November 26, 2020

Numb. 997 Contingency #9

WHEN I get MY case to the RIGHT court,
the FINAL result will be what it ought.
MY Supremes should vote 6 to 3.
(Except John G. Roberts, who does not like me.)
Still, I will win by five to four,
and, thereby, show Joe Biden the door.
All that I need is a really good lawyer
instead of these bozos who will destroy me.
Should I fail to prevail, should SCOTUS bar me,
then I will need to call in MY Army.
I am, you remember, COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF 
so, in the END bloody. (But brief.)
And if the Army should prove unwillin'
NRA minions, MY well-armed civilians,
who I am certain will never fail me.
They will rebel when the Dems nail me.
MY people and I have a CONNECTION.
Who in hell cares who “won” some “election”.
THIS HAS TO END! (It's like an old wife.)
I condescend. I'll stay FOR LIFE!

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