Does his golf score exceed his IQ?
Such numbers are, of course, irrelevant
since he golfs solely with GOP elephants
who, although it may seem absurd,
tell him he still is king of the herd,
in permanent musth with a G-normous “trunk”
tweeting truth against Democrat bunk,
that he won reelection in a landslide,
that the FAKE NEWS totally lied,
that he is THE CHIEF they always will hail.
(Though, sad to say, they can't help him make bail.)
