According to Rudy's astute calculations,
this very minute, this very hour,
here is how we keep Donald in power:1. Sabotage Electoral College.
2. Several states send multiple slates; cancel each other, he contemplates.
3. Nobody gets 270 votes.
4. Selecting a president falls to the House
5. where every state gets one single vote.
6. Trump 2020! Tha's all she wrote.
It may not be nice and it may not be “fair”.
But in the long run, will anyone care?
It's just how it's always been:
you do what you hafta so that ya win.
You lie, you finagle, you spread the “baksheesh”.
You cheat, you break legs. Whatever. Capeesh?
