Is today's GOP totally nuts?
How do they stomach their lack of guts?
Are they in thrall — Mc-CON′-nell and all —
to this philander's infinite gaul?
Does not one of these sycophants
wear a pair of big boy pants?
Do they feel the situation's so fraught
(what with facts counting for nought)
and reckon they can later deny
they did what they did and call it a lie
to say they did the least thing untoward,
or that was then and we have to move forward?
