Tweet an executive order:
I, hearby, overrule the election.
I, after all, built THE WALL on the border.
(Shudda done Canada too.
All of those beavers and wolveses and mooses.
And, too, the Carib-boo.
Or is that Halloween hullabaloo —
Haitian-Canadians who do voodoo?)
Miller and Barr say I've got the power.
I don't need to get re-elected.
Adding my votes from 2016 —
when Biden got zero — I was selected
to serve — and cavort — for four more years
until Covid makes Dems disappear.
Rudy agrees, though FOX distorts.
Still and all, I own the courts.
I smell a plot. A commie tsunami.
I am afraid. I want my mommy,
who was good lookin' and daddy was rich.
I am so screwed. Son. Of. A. Bitch!
