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I do NOT deal in conspiracies.

But, say that I did …

I still would NOT say Jared is gay

or Donald's the father of Ivanka's kids.

The idea of Melania being a spy

I WOULD proclaim an outrageous lie.

(Though CIA et al., I hear, agree

her father's a colonel in KGB.)

And if you please, this Covid “disease” …

I'd NOT claim is part of a plot

to kill Social Security and Medicare

so GOP donors can all buy spare yachts.

I will NOT engage in scurrilous nonsense.

I will NOT stoop that low.

I would NEVER descend to the feces-filled gutter

where the GOP dwells. (As we well know.)

I could NEVER call Mitch a son of a bitch.

(I would NOT insult a dog.)

NOR would I suggest if Stormy kissed Donald,

he'd have turned in to Pepe the Frog.

An idea, to be clear, that I find shocking,

disgusting, revolting, obscene.

Because you can see, looking at Donald,

that he is orange, he is NOT green.

I will NOT state Donald is Vlad Putin's pawn,

NOR contemplate if he is Satan's spawn,

NOR will I highlight how he hates church bells.

I trust the facts will speak for themselves.