Forced to fall back on standby PLAN B, we'd need the Electoral College to chose
to keep Donald for four more years. (And him and us out of prison.)
It is a tragedy that in a democracy that citizens can make decisions.
If they vote their interests instead of ours,
then we, their betters, end up behind bars.
Our solution: lie and deceive. Make like the other side's worse.
Frighten the voters so they believe whatever you say, however perverse.
Strive to fulfill their inner need, say there be monsters under the bed.
(FOX NEWS will confound and confuse and, in general, mess with their head.)
If PLAN B should fail, if we can't make bail, (so sad a tale), will we go to jail?
PLAN C (our Catholic Conservative Court) will be our fail-safe final resort.
If our pet Catholics dare to say, “NOPE!”,
we'll hold a hearing and impeach the pope.
