Numb. 959 Sermonette

Go ahead. Name a CHRISTIAN with Covid. 

You can't. Want to know why?

God makes diseases for Liberals and foreigners.

God wants them all to die.

We know our Savior works in strange ways,

that, in his wisdom, he loves "mayonnaise"

that he hates -- equally -- Liberals and gays,

that Mantle was far better than Mays,

that, for Trump, Covid's a minor malaise,

that, though there may remain some delays,

that we'll be in heaven come THE holidays,

because we are living THE END OF DAYS.

So don't waste your time online on ebay.