We are, as you know, a minority.
Old white men given to thinking
we are far smarter than any majority.
We believe all men are equal.
We believe we're the equal-est.
We believe if we're not in control,
we must needs protest that we're oppressed.
We believe God decreed our permanent right
to exclusively govern all nations.
We believe OTHERS are best
kept in their lower, subservient stations.
We believe the country was founded
entirely on what's in the Bible.
We believe "Enlightenment" babble
an evil, pernicious, Satanic libel.
We believe the Bible reliable.
THE source of all LAW and KNOWLEDGE.
We believe mistakes U.S. voters make
should be erased by Electoral College.
We believe -- nay, this we are sure of,
you must excuse if we gloat --
nowhere in Scripture does it ever say
anything like "one man, one vote".
