Colbert and Fallon and Kimmel arrested.
Corden, of course, is deported.
Bundled together with John Oliver,
sent back to Boris, who'll get them "sorted".
Terrorist "comics" with Muslim names
dispatched post-haste to Guantanamo.
Samantha Bee, the Canadian dame,
put on a plane to Toronto.
O’Brien and Stewart placed under surveillance,
Seth Meyers confined to the attic.
Trevor Noah required to go
speedily back to South Africa.
SNL players -- past, present, almost?
Too many handle … that’s problematic.
The Times and the Post gifted to Murdoch
for services to the crown rendered.
All other print and media outlets
(save FOX and the Journal)
forever suspended.
The Democrat Party henceforth is banned
for activities un-Trumperican.
If Melanie ever again swats his hand,
she’ll be declared unAmerican.
Blessings descend upon the nation,
when we accept God's son's coronation.
