Monday, September 28, 2020

Numb. 954 The Situation Post Corona-tion

Colbert and Fallon and Kimmel arrested.

Corden, of course, is deported.

Bundled together with John Oliver,

sent back to Boris, who'll get them "sorted".

Terrorist "comics" with Muslim names

dispatched post-haste to Guantanamo.

Samantha Bee, the Canadian dame,

put on a plane to Toronto.

O’Brien and Stewart placed under surveillance,

Seth Meyers confined to the attic.

Trevor Noah required to go

speedily back to South Africa.

SNL players -- past, present, almost?

Too many handle … that’s problematic.


The Times and the Post gifted to Murdoch

for services to the crown rendered.

All other print and media outlets 

(save FOX and the Journal)

forever suspended.


The Democrat Party henceforth is banned

for activities un-Trumperican.

If Melanie ever again swats his hand,

she’ll be declared unAmerican.


Blessings descend upon the nation,

when we accept God's son's coronation.


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