Numb. 953 Scalia By The Day (or Once In Love With Amy)

Finally!

WE are impeaching Earl Warren.

And not a moment too soon.

Packing the courts with TRUE believers …

for us Republicans -- shooting the moon.

Now we'll be able to freely discriminate

while despoiling land, air, and water.

Except for school teams, we will re-segregate

to forestall Temptations accosting our daughters.

Our Constitution does not evolve.

Evolution is unconstitutional.

The words are the words, as Antonin said.

In brief -- and in fact -- that document's dead.