What makes Donnie do what he does?
What makes him so vociferous?
Is it the result of his hideous diet?
Is it because he's carnivorous?
Could it be terminal syphilis?
That would that explain his unsteady gait,
his schloppy schpeach, his mental state,
why he's immune to tranquility,
his lack of ability. It could be senility.
How, with the motto “IN GOD WE TRUST”,
could Donald Trump have happened to us?