Numb. 940 A View From The Boardroom

God gave us workers for us to use them.

That is their only role.

They exist solely for us to abuse them.

If not for us, they'd be on the dole.

They are lazy and shiftless and in addition 

too many of them like to drink.

Not, mind, the good stuff like we do.

On what we pay them? I do not think so!

Sadly, somehow, while we were engaged otherwise

the Constitution got changed,

allowing these unworthies to vote,

even though they've no skin in the game.

WRONG! On the facts.

WRONG! On morality.

WRONG! On the founders' intention.

Look at the books, they were all oligarchs.

White Christian men. Did I mention?

But what's done is done and cannot be undone,

according to Lady Macbeth.

And though it may be pretty to contemplate

we could not afford them all dying from meth.

Yes, there's a problem, but we can surmount it.

Let them vote, we say. We don't have to count it.