Young Reverand Falwell is not immoral,
Nor, in fact, is he weak.
However, forever wrestling with devils
induced him to think he needed to seek
the sinner buried somewhere within him.
Sequestered, he hoped, exceedingly deep.
Saving the nation's immortal soul
has always been his only goal.
Never a charlatan deceiving the chumps,
he is, as you know, a friend of the Trumps.
It would be excessively heinous to revel
in saying he chose to dance with devil.
Though he is a “Virginian”, we have cause to suspect
he “sharecrops” a bit in his marital sex.
