From out of the void: an asteroid
is headed our way for Election Day.
But be not afraid, with our border wall,
no tiny space rock can hurt us at all.
It's like the virus, we've heard many say.
Reverend Falwell can pray it away.
No bigger than a small foreign car…
slap on a tariff, it will not get far.
It is a message, a sign from our God,
telling us, “Bow down and be awed
by the magnificence you've been bestowed.”
[Their divine Donnie, their poison toad.
The asteroid's warning he'll be a footnote
if they fail to curtail the minority vote.]
