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Of course, I am going to Bill Clinton’s funeral. Melanie’s SAD that he’s dead. Hold on a sec. Someone said Carter? I guess I will go there i...
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Face Mar-a-Largo, kowtow, recite at prescribed hours. I pledge allegiance to the best ever president, Donald J. Trump, great American, and t...
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Surely someone smart as Elon would realize anyone as woebegon and decrepit as I will not respond to repeated offers for magical heaters or m...
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(Cover one eye. Read each letter.) * * * I never called Elon a “doge bag”. Well, I don't mean it that way. I suppose, sometimes, he c... -
US' s Two Presidents Elon has MORE money than Donnie, therefore, it follows Elon is smarter. Though, technically, Donnie is president...